Silver. Not
Tin!!!
In
some of my past articles, I've told you to use
silver foil when watching television, to prevent
your brain and body from being taken over by aliens.
Many of my readers have written asking me if they
can use aluminum foil or tinfoil instead of silver
foil. The answer is NO.
Aliens
are not susceptible to aluminum or tin. It will
not block the energy waves emanating from your
TV set, nor will it prevent them from controlling
your mind. When the United States went off the
silver standard for coins in 1965, it was a great
boon to the aliens, who could now carry pocket
change. One wonders 
WHY
the government decided to remove silver from our
coinage and replace it with a copper-nickel "sandwich" type
of metal, base and valueless. The reason, of course,
is because the aliens were becoming ill and dropping
like flies when they handled US money that contained
silver. (See: US death statistics, 1964, the last
year of silver coinage, and compare with US death
statistics, 1965).
Here
is a simple test. Carry with you at all times something
made of silver. An old coin, a spoon, it doesn't
have to be sterling silver, even silver plate will
do. When you meet someone you suspect is an alien,
wave the silver at them, and attempt to touch the
silver to their skin. If they back away, or look
at you oddly, or react as though you were a threat
to them, you have something very close to proof
that your target is a being from beyond our solar
system.
Silver
foil has to be specially purchased from chemical
supply stores. It is not sold in supermarkets or
hardware stores. You might like to ask yourselves
WHY this is so, but I think you already know the
answer, don't you?
Always
wear the foil when watching television, and be
sure to keep a silver foil cap on your head at
all times. I would advise answering the door wearing
the foil as well, you never know who might be standing
there. Will people laugh at you? Probably. But
when the aliens attack, guess who will have the
last laugh. I will. And so will you if you heed
my warning. Later, we can get together and laugh
about our dead relatives and friends who were too
stupid or too vain to follow this simple procedure.
--H.H.
FILES 
