We know
that the Ford Motor Company is recalling millions
of Firestone tires which were put on their Ford
Explorer SUVs
last year. The Company claims the tires are unsafe,
but in fact the problem is not one of safety. What
nobody is telling you about this recall is that
the Firestone tire treads contain a pattern which,
when viewed from the air, spell out codes which
contain directions to US missile silos and secret
government laboratories where chemical warfare
weapons are created, tested and stored. All an
agent need do is drive through some mud, or an
oil slick, and the tires will print out the pattern
on a dry roadway. Observers in black helicopters
overhead can see and translate the information
into usable data.
Firestone
itself may actually be unaware of the coded patterns
embedded in the tire treads, but we think they
knew all about it.
One clue is the statement made by Firestone
CEO John Lampe on May 22, when he told reporters "Our
tires are safe." It is a well known
fact in the intelligence community that "Our
tires are safe" is code for "See the hidden
patterns in our treads, they lead to US missile
silos and secret government labs." (See US
Army Intelligence Service Report 99-A8-216413-Clas
COSMIC. The report details the tread patterns and
how to interpret them. The government will tell
you no such report exists. We know better.)
Perhaps
you have decided not to purchase Firestone tires
for safety reasons. Here is an even better reason.
If you do buy them, you may be involuntarily
participating in the greatest espionage conspiracy
against America there has ever been. We beg you--buy
Michelin tires. They have encoded patterns too,
but they're in French and harder to understand.
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