Microphones
small enough to fit inside a tooth cavity are commonly
used by agents of various interests. If you have
had a tooth filled within the past five years,
demand to see your dental x-rays. Make sure they
are yours and not a switched set with your name
on them. Look at the darker portions of the tooth
where you have dental fillings. If you see a tiny
dot the size of a period in 5 point pica type,
that may well be a microphone, and you are advised
to go to another dentist to make sure, or use the HAYDEN
DENTAL BUG DETECTOR®.
Don't believe it doesn't
work just because the Federal Trade Commission
found it "ineffective for purposes claimed." Of
course the government would claim it can't detect
their bugs. But I am smarter than that.
--H.H.
(**NOTE: Hyman
Hayden is a member of the Paranoid
Alliance for Personal Protection (PAPP)
and is licensed to carry a concealed weapon.)
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