Can you
find me? No. Why? Because I have taken great
pains to become anonymous, something nearly impossible
to do in the United States of America. I have
no social security card. I have no driver's license.
I have no cell phone, and no regular telephone,
listed or unlisted. I do not own property. I
do not subscribe to any magazines, nor do I have
any charge accounts or bank accounts. I pay cash
for everything. I have no insurance. I have no
email address. 
So will
someone please tell me how the hell Publisher's
Clearing House keeps sending me these sweepstakes
letters? Thanks.
--H.H.
