Our Pets are Alien Spies
The
MK-Ultra people have threatened to sue me for
advising you to ditch their product. Let them!
I have no money anyway and nothing for them to
take except the patents on my various alien detectors,
and if they try that, they'll find out just how
insidious the government is, because THE PATENT
FILES HAVE DISAPPEARED. The US Patent Office
CLAIMS they can't find the files nor my patent
numbers. Then I realized why. The government
doesn't want interlopers hogging their action
battling aliens. When it's over, they and they
alone want to be the heroes.
That's
why there is all the "smoke" (MK-Ultra) about
Roswell, and that is why the man who pretends
to be a delivery boy for a takeout Chinese joint
on Frontage Road is really in the employ of the
shadow government which is funded by....well,
you know who it is funded by.
This "delivery
man"
so-called, quotes mine, has attempted to plant an
invisible bug in my doorframe each time he brings
me my pineapple chicken but I am too smart for him
and he has not yet succeeded.
But
there is a dog whose owner "coincidentally" walks
him at the same time every day as I leave my
home, who pretends to love me (the dog, not the
owner pretends to love me, God the structure
of the English language can be confusing sometimes,
even to a native speaker) but this dog is wired
up with equipment inside him to transmit my essences
to the aliens.
So
let them sue me. Just let them try. They won't
even be able to find me, unless they hire a detective
or something like that.
--H.H.
FILES 
