Editor is Alien Agent
Untrue
News has actually accepted an ad for
MK Ultra, the cigarette company that is suing
me for libel because I said their product contains
a mind numbing substance that permits the smoker's
brain to be taken over by aliens. I'd like
to remind MK Ultra that truth is a defense
against libel.
I have also heard MK Ultra ads broadcast on the radio,
on a special government frequency which I have
tried to tap into but can only receive during the
quarter and three quarter waxing moons, and only
during months with five or less letters in them,
i.e. March, April, May, June, July. And also Aug
Sept. Oct. Nov. and Dec. if i abbreviate them.
It's all so very insidious.
I realize we live in a democracy and businesses
are free to make their own advertising decisions,
yet to actively sponsor such an insidious product
makes one suspect the loyalties even of those who
seem the most trustworthy. If I were generous,
which I am not, I would say they are greedy.
Here is the test I will
use. If you read these words, it means that the
Untrue News publisher is merely a dupe of beings
beyond his knowledge or control. If, however, this
paragraph is censored, and you are NOT reading
it, get in touch with me immediately. If you are
not reading this, we are in very serious trouble
and I urge you to alert me as quickly as possible,
then turn off your computer and get out of your
house. Carry a piece of silver foil with you for
at least ten days. Good luck, and may God help
us all.
--H.H.
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